The useless post

Here I am, completely void of ideas, armed with a laptop and having decided to write a useless post on a non-existent topic. I'd attribute the lack of inspiration to the horrible weather, this is my preferred reason, the alternative being that I am just....well stupid. 

It's Monday - the day that we all hate to hate. Here it is, once again, mercilessly barging into our lives, like this persistent guest that keeps popping at your doorstep and you wish you could hide your head under the blanket but you find yourself opening the door and inserting a bitter resemblance of a smile on your face. I have to admit, me - unemployed - complaining about Mondays, seems a little misplaced. In my defense - my better half works (A LOT), so once the weekend if over, he enters his imaginary universe of numbers, statistics and currencies, which, as you can imagine, is off limits for needy girlfriends.  Me - I end up watching stupid teenage drama series and eating chocolate. 

I'll spare you the rest of my Monday whining before it gets too repetitive and annoying. I'll conclude with the thought that probably I am in hell, specifically designed for the unemployed. It won't be for too long though, I am anticipating a major life change but I'll tell you all about it when....it happens.

Here is a reward to bearing with me for 3 whole paragraphs: 

I sincerely hope that you, dear reader, are the winner of these 2 coconut cocktails - to enjoy them in good company on this breathtakingly beautiful beach.

x